1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.
"Robert Novak is a douchebag of liberty" -John Stewart-
To follow my last post about Novak is sent to the Nursing Home after vomiting "Bullshit" in CNN, I found many liberal blogs call him a "Douchebag". I want to know what the meaning of Douchebag is, so I consult the urbandictionary.com. These are some definitions I found very hilarious.
| 1. douchebag |
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.
| 2. douchebag |
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.
| 3. douchebag |
noun: one who goes above and beyond the qualities of an asshole; a dead-beat dad; a sociopathic loser who is obsessed with Motley Crue and still stuck in the 80s; someone who cannot have a conversation without screaming and/or using the word "fuck"; one who suffers from "small penis syndrome"
| 4. douchebag |
A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.
| 5. douchebag |
1.someone who is unnecesarily stupid and acts without thinking, or in many cases is incapable of having concious thoughts.
2. someone who does really gay things for attention
3. something that cleans poontangs
2. someone who does really gay things for attention
3. something that cleans poontangs
| 6. douchebag |
A skank ass bitch whose cunt can only be compared to an inflatable raft. We are talking when rag season comes around, it takes a telephone pole to plug that bitch up...she needs a hygenic device to cleanse herself...this is a douchebag...
Tae Athikomvittaya
| 7. douchebag |
Originally meant an instrument used by females to clean the vagina. Now it has come to mean an unpleasant, idiotic or Jewish person.
Tae Athikomvittaya
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12:16 AM
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Remember Bob Novak? The right winger who leaked the name of the CIA agent,
Valerie Plame, to the media to discredit her husband who was bashing Bush of lying to the American people about the Iraq War, lost self-control in the Inside Politics on CNN yesterday. During the discussion with James Carville about Catherine Harris’s make up (her blue eye shadow) and her running for Senate, he got so upset when Carville accused him of trying to act tough to please the right wingers. “Bullshit” was the word that Novak threw out before he walked out of the show.
I was so surprised when I saw that happened on the show.
CNN was pretty upset with his inconsideration of vomiting that word in front of the national TV. So, CNN decided to send Bob Novak to the nursing home to fix his mouth for a while.
This is a script.
HENRY: And the "Strategy Session" continues on INSIDE POLITICS. Still here: James Carville and Robert Novak.
Katherine Harris made a name for her self during the
Now she wants to move over to the United States Senate. Today she got the
news that the speaker of the Florida House won't challenge her for the Republican nomination. In the meantime, Harris is blaming unnamed newspapers for tarnishing her image by doctoring her makeup with Photoshop. -- that computer program. Bob Novak, have you been investigating this make-up story?
NOVAK: No, but I've had the same experience that she did. A lot of my trouble in the world is that they've doctored my make-up and colorized me in a lot of newspapers on my picture. So, I sympathize with her.
HENRY: This is breaking news. I've haven't heard this.
CARVILLE: Breaking news. Who did it? What paper?
NOVAK: Well, I don't. I can't tell you.
CARVILLE: Yes. You know the two happiest people in
HENRY: Bill Nelson the Democratic Senator.
CARVILLE: The Democratic Senator and Jay Leno. That -- I mean, they're going to go nuts over this. They're messing with my make-up, but you really don't know who it is. I mean, let's say this: She's going to be good for the humor circuit. She's going to be good for the speech circuit and she's good for a lot. And I think that Nelson -- I think, it's probably no secret that the White House wanted the speaker to run and I suspect that the Nelson people are, you know, feeling pretty good here today.
NOVAK: A couple of points here: The first place, don't be too sure she's going to lose. All the establishment's against her and I've seen these Republican -- anti-establishment candidates who do pretty well. Ronald Reagan, I guarantee you that the establishment wasn't for him. We just elected a senator from
CARVILLE: He's got to show these right wingers that he's got backbone. Show them you're tough.
NOVAK: Well, I think that's bullshit. And I hate that. Just let it go.
...
[much later]
HENRY: Thanks, James Carville. And I'm sorry as well that Bob Novak obviously left the set a little early. I had told him in advance that we were going to ask him about the CIA leak case. He was not here for me to be able to ask him about that. Hopefully we'll be able to ask him about that in the future.
Fortunately he did not bear his sagging tits in front of the national TV, that would be more upset to the audiences.
Tae Athikomvittaya
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11:06 PM
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I have been working out for three days straight now. Even though my body was sore from helping my friend moving, I still manage to drag myself to the gym everyday and work out even harder.
I feel like a robot now. My body is so tight. I cannot even scratch my back now.
After rigorously working out, steam room is the best place to relax those torn muscles. I sometimes go work out at Crunch on
I did not see it last week. So I guess something might have happened there since my last visit.
I was pretty surprised if what I assumed did happen because this gym is pretty like a straight people territory. Also, it is located uptown not in
However, I have experienced a couple exciting moments there before. One evening, while four gym bunnies (including me) were sitting in the steam room, a young cute mixed Latino and Asian came into the room. He landed his cute butt beside me. I noticed that every time when he moved his foot, his foot always gently touched my foot. The first time I thought it was accident, then the second time and the third time. Still I was not sure because he looked so straight. Then he went out taking a shower and came back. This time he stood in front of me and kept staring at me. That’s it!! I told myself. I would not let him go without teaching him some lessons.
Men are pigs, I meant cute pigs. Gay men are fatter but more fabulous pigs. They are fans of the song- Heaven is a Place on Earth by Belinda Carlise. They can turn every space in this world to be their heaven- steam rooms, parks, back rooms, gyms, docks, piers, you name it.
Steam room at Crunch in
The shower rooms here are like a wonderland. Once you walk in, in particular early night, you will see all horny hunks taking a shower facing out without closing the curtain. Some are religiously spanking their own naughty monkeys. It is so amazing that every plastic curtain at the shower stall has a hole as big as human’s heads. No need to be voyeuristic because those hunks love to show off.
However, compare to New York Sport Club (NYSC) steam room stories, Crunch steam room is like a church. NYSC steam rooms are so notorious for their steam room that look and feel like a small bath house, in particular, the one in
But I just wonder why NYSC steam rooms are still in the business while the ones in Crunch are shut down.
Tae Athikomvittaya
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11:02 PM
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In that town, the only place that entertains the local people is the Wal-Mart. I think the Wal-Mart itself might be bigger than the whole downtown in
Wal-Mart is a small shop killer. Everywhere they go, they wipe out small shops because those small shops cannot compete with Wal-Mart’s scale and price, in particular, in the small town where people have cars, no traffic and people tend to do shopping in a big lot than just a small lot but frequent. I believe Wal-Mart has a lesser impact on the bigger city. For instance
Like other small town, I saw small shops in
It is arguable that Wal-Mart makes ordinary people’s life better by providing cheap products because by providing cheap products, they squeeze small players out of the market. As a result, it affects the local economy as a whole. Some people are out of jobs and small business shut down. Even though Wal-Mart creates jobs as well, it is very notorious that the jobs they create are the minimum wage job with no benefit.
The Wal-Mart effect is real and scary. Many small communities are against them. Small businesses call it a monopoly. However, it is hard for the government to take a legal action against them because as one of the principles, monopoly is supposed to make consumers pay higher price but Wal-Mart does otherwise.
It is a dilemma. As a consumer, I see the benefits of Wal-Mart but at the cost of those small stores. In the long run, Wal-Mart effect might have a huge implication on the economy, in particular, the local one.
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2:37 AM
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The first trip to 
When you come to
I was drunk and barely walked back to the hotel (yeah you can call me a cheap date because I can get drunk just a glass of Cosmo so you go figure). The next thing I knew was when I woke up in the morning with a severe pain in my head.
Then we went to
Please check my pictures in
Tae Athikomvittaya
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11:38 PM
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Ten days away from
Finally my ten days marathon moving is over. But it is worth of my energy and exhaustion.
I have known my best friend for 3 years. Destiny connected the dot between us one night when I was about to move out of
Time flies and it never looks back. Throughout our joint journey, our relationship has been up and down like a roller-coaster. We shared thousands of tear, smile and laughter. We shared thousands of miles traveling together.
He is the best thing that comes into my life. I’ve never doubted his love and sincerity that he has given to me.
“Life is like a box of chocolate. You will never know what you are going to get†Forrest Gump.
His father becomes sick with Parkinson disease and barely helps himself. His mother is still healthy but it is too much for someone her age to take care of her husband. My friend decided to move back and take care of his dad.
Once I know his decision. I decided to go to
I know he is so confused. To abandon his freedom, independence and life for taking care of his sick father is not an easy decision. It needs a lot of courage, compassion and sacrifice to do that.
I wonder how many people, in particular, in this individualistic society like the American society are willing to sacrifice their life and move back to such a rural area that the downtown is smaller than 5x5 blocks.
I always remind him of his immeasurably good cause that he is doing. I would do the same thing if my mom were in the same situation. But I know it's very hard to face that fact that the area he is moving to is deadly quiet. I went there three times. I could not imagine what I would do if I had to move there. Nothing really. I could not even use my cell phone there. In winter, the temperature will go down below zero but the snow will pile up more than 20 inches.
It sucks that after 15 years of moving away, he has lost touch with his friends around that area. Plus, most of them already have family and kids anyway.
But I am very proud of him.
Today I have to say goodbye not only to my best friend but also to my son- Fiendly.
Fiendly is a very friendly and gorgeous cat. He is the first cat that tames my fear of animal. He is also the first cat (or I would say animal) that I dared to carry around.
I think Fiendly is so confused as well because we are moving all stuff and sometimes I have to put him in the bathroom for fearing of him running away. I really feel that he is afraid of being abandoned by my friend. I have to assure him that we will never leave him behind.
I will miss both of them dearly.
I am so sad but I do realize this is a fact of life. One day we will all have to say goodbye to each other anyway.
I have tattooed those memories in my life. I will always remember those precious times I had either good or bad. I know I will see him again sometimes in the future.
Sometimes, goodbye might not be the end of the journey, but it might be a brand new start for something better to come.
Two of us have stories that longer than the road we have been through.
Tae Athikomvittaya
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